It's a fight for the title of the universe's greatest alien ass kickers. The Men In Black, formed by Agent Jay and Agent Kay using high tech destructive machinery. The X-Files, formed by FBI [...]

It's a fight for the title of the universe's greatest alien ass kickers.
The Men In Black, formed by Agent Jay and Agent Kay using high tech destructive machinery.
The X-Files, formed by FBI Agent Mulder and FBI Agent Scully.
An action packed sci-fi deathmatch at first Kay and Jay kick Mulder's ass by applying all time kicks and punches of the worst kinds.
Also Jay punches Mulder with kncuckle rings with the word "Will" (reference to Will Smith the actor who plays Jay) and leaving several scars on his face while Scully talks on her cell phone until Mulder dials up for Scully and she comes and starts kicking Kay's ass (but I mean it she kicks ass hard!).
Finnally Jay pulls out a huge bazooka to kill Mulder and Scully but kay tells him that he's using it backwards but jay accidentally shoots and kills himself and Kay.
Then Scully and Mulder ceebrate by kissing when Mulder sees Zatar The Alien and gets stunned but Scully tells him to ignore it and they kiss, the end.